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Mystrade discusses Johnlock

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NotMyDivision07: Hello?

UmbrellaLover: Yes?

NotMyDivision07: Who is this?

UmbrellaLover: Who do you think it is?

UmbrellaLover: Use your head, you're a detective.

NotMyDivision07: Bloody hell, Mycroft?

UmbrellaLover: Not bad.

NotMyDivision07: That'll teach me to go into random chat rooms at work...

UmbrellaLover: I don't mind.

NotMyDivision07: So..umm...how's protecting Queen and country going?

UmbrellaLover: Tedious as ever.

NotMyDivision07: Ah...gotcha.

NotMyDivision07: You could be me...having to wrangle Sherlock.

UmbrellaLover: Ahh, yes. How is my dear brother?

NotMyDivision07: A pain in the arse as always...today...he looked positively gleeful about a brutal murder...IN FRONT of the poor man's widow!

UmbrellaLover: You sound surprised.

NotMyDivision07: I really shouldn't be...but I thought at least with John being a good influence on him, he'd know when to dial it back.

UmbrellaLover: I'm assuming my brother is still oblivious to the good doctors feelings...

NotMyDivision07: Looks like it...

UmbrellaLover: Pity.

NotMyDivision07: Yeah...he's taken up another girlfriend in the interim.

UmbrellaLover: Really?

UmbrellaLover: That explains it then.

NotMyDivision07: I don't see it going anywhere though...given John's track record.

UmbrellaLover: Yes, perhaps he and I need another chat.

NotMyDivision07: You actually want them together?

UmbrellaLover: After what happened last time, yes.

NotMyDivision07: Last time?

UmbrellaLover: The last time Sherlock was in a not-relationship.

NotMyDivision07: I think I wasn't there for that.

UmbrellaLover: Yes, that was before you. It is part of what led to the drugs.

NotMyDivision07: Oh...so...flatmate? Fellow student?

UmbrellaLover: Another student.

NotMyDivision07: Gotcha....did Sherlock like this student?

UmbrellaLover: More than like, I believe. He spent an entire summer with him.

NotMyDivision07: Oooh...and the student didn't feel the same?

UmbrellaLover: I never found out.

NotMyDivision07: You...not know something? Stop the presses.

UmbrellaLover: I was busy trying to keep Sherlock alive. That, and finding out would have required... legwork.

NotMyDivision07: Not your division, eh? ;)

UmbrellaLover: Not even in the same department.

NotMyDivision07: So...does Sherlock...feel the same about John now?

UmbrellaLover: It's difficult to tell, but I believe so.

NotMyDivision07: Then...he's a massive idiot.

UmbrellaLover: He /is/ human.

NotMyDivision07: Are we sure?

UmbrellaLover: Very funny.

NotMyDivision07: I thought so.

UmbrellaLover: I'm afraid I must depart. There are some issues with, ehh, censored items.

NotMyDivision07: Ah, well...you know where to find me.

UmbrellaLover: Good afternoon.
Another Omegle chat...

They see me trollin', they hatin'...

I have literally been trolling Omegle as DI Lestrade... XD

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