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NotMyDivision07: Hello?
UmbrellaLover: Yes?
NotMyDivision07: Who is this?
UmbrellaLover: Who do you think it is?
UmbrellaLover: Use your head, you're a detective.
NotMyDivision07: Bloody hell, Mycroft?
UmbrellaLover: Not bad.
NotMyDivision07: That'll teach me to go into random chat rooms at work...
UmbrellaLover: I don't mind.
NotMyDivision07: So..umm...how's protecting Queen and country going?
UmbrellaLover: Tedious as ever.
NotMyDivision07: Ah...gotcha.
NotMyDivision07: You could be me...having to wrangle Sherlock.
UmbrellaLover: Ahh, yes. How is my dear brother?
NotMyDivision07: A pain in the arse as always...today...he looked positively gleeful about a brutal murder...IN FRONT of the poor man's widow!
UmbrellaLover: You sound surprised.
NotMyDivision07: I really shouldn't be...but I thought at least with John being a good influence on him, he'd know when to dial it back.
UmbrellaLover: I'm assuming my brother is still oblivious to the good doctors feelings...
NotMyDivision07: Looks like it...
UmbrellaLover: Pity.
NotMyDivision07: Yeah...he's taken up another girlfriend in the interim.
UmbrellaLover: Really?
UmbrellaLover: That explains it then.
NotMyDivision07: I don't see it going anywhere though...given John's track record.
UmbrellaLover: Yes, perhaps he and I need another chat.
NotMyDivision07: You actually want them together?
UmbrellaLover: After what happened last time, yes.
NotMyDivision07: Last time?
UmbrellaLover: The last time Sherlock was in a not-relationship.
NotMyDivision07: I think I wasn't there for that.
UmbrellaLover: Yes, that was before you. It is part of what led to the drugs.
NotMyDivision07: Oh...so...flatmate? Fellow student?
UmbrellaLover: Another student.
NotMyDivision07: Gotcha....did Sherlock like this student?
UmbrellaLover: More than like, I believe. He spent an entire summer with him.
NotMyDivision07: Oooh...and the student didn't feel the same?
UmbrellaLover: I never found out.
NotMyDivision07: You...not know something? Stop the presses.
UmbrellaLover: I was busy trying to keep Sherlock alive. That, and finding out would have required... legwork.
NotMyDivision07: Not your division, eh?
UmbrellaLover: Not even in the same department.
NotMyDivision07: So...does Sherlock...feel the same about John now?
UmbrellaLover: It's difficult to tell, but I believe so.
NotMyDivision07: Then...he's a massive idiot.
UmbrellaLover: He /is/ human.
NotMyDivision07: Are we sure?
UmbrellaLover: Very funny.
NotMyDivision07: I thought so.
UmbrellaLover: I'm afraid I must depart. There are some issues with, ehh, censored items.
NotMyDivision07: Ah, well...you know where to find me.
UmbrellaLover: Good afternoon.
UmbrellaLover: Yes?
NotMyDivision07: Who is this?
UmbrellaLover: Who do you think it is?
UmbrellaLover: Use your head, you're a detective.
NotMyDivision07: Bloody hell, Mycroft?
UmbrellaLover: Not bad.
NotMyDivision07: That'll teach me to go into random chat rooms at work...
UmbrellaLover: I don't mind.
NotMyDivision07: So..umm...how's protecting Queen and country going?
UmbrellaLover: Tedious as ever.
NotMyDivision07: Ah...gotcha.
NotMyDivision07: You could be me...having to wrangle Sherlock.
UmbrellaLover: Ahh, yes. How is my dear brother?
NotMyDivision07: A pain in the arse as always...today...he looked positively gleeful about a brutal murder...IN FRONT of the poor man's widow!
UmbrellaLover: You sound surprised.
NotMyDivision07: I really shouldn't be...but I thought at least with John being a good influence on him, he'd know when to dial it back.
UmbrellaLover: I'm assuming my brother is still oblivious to the good doctors feelings...
NotMyDivision07: Looks like it...
UmbrellaLover: Pity.
NotMyDivision07: Yeah...he's taken up another girlfriend in the interim.
UmbrellaLover: Really?
UmbrellaLover: That explains it then.
NotMyDivision07: I don't see it going anywhere though...given John's track record.
UmbrellaLover: Yes, perhaps he and I need another chat.
NotMyDivision07: You actually want them together?
UmbrellaLover: After what happened last time, yes.
NotMyDivision07: Last time?
UmbrellaLover: The last time Sherlock was in a not-relationship.
NotMyDivision07: I think I wasn't there for that.
UmbrellaLover: Yes, that was before you. It is part of what led to the drugs.
NotMyDivision07: Oh...so...flatmate? Fellow student?
UmbrellaLover: Another student.
NotMyDivision07: Gotcha....did Sherlock like this student?
UmbrellaLover: More than like, I believe. He spent an entire summer with him.
NotMyDivision07: Oooh...and the student didn't feel the same?
UmbrellaLover: I never found out.
NotMyDivision07: You...not know something? Stop the presses.
UmbrellaLover: I was busy trying to keep Sherlock alive. That, and finding out would have required... legwork.
NotMyDivision07: Not your division, eh?
UmbrellaLover: Not even in the same department.
NotMyDivision07: So...does Sherlock...feel the same about John now?
UmbrellaLover: It's difficult to tell, but I believe so.
NotMyDivision07: Then...he's a massive idiot.
UmbrellaLover: He /is/ human.
NotMyDivision07: Are we sure?
UmbrellaLover: Very funny.
NotMyDivision07: I thought so.
UmbrellaLover: I'm afraid I must depart. There are some issues with, ehh, censored items.
NotMyDivision07: Ah, well...you know where to find me.
UmbrellaLover: Good afternoon.
Literature
The Question
12:13
You still haven't given me an answer.
SH
12:14
An answer to what?
JW
12:14
My question.
SH
12:15
What question?
JW
12:15
Don't play the fool.
SH
12:16
I'm not playing anything.
JW
12:16
So you are a fool?
SH
12:17
Sherlock!
JW
12:17
It's a fair question.
SH
12:18
It is not, you tosser.
JW
12:18
You can answer "No". I won't be offended.
SH
12:19
Answer "No" to what?
JW
12:20
The question!
SH
12:20
What question?
JW
12:21
Really John, we went over this yesterday afternoon.
SH
12:21
I was at work yesterday afternoon!
JW
12:22
Not my fault you weren't listening.
SH
12:22
I don't have super
Literature
What... - Sherlock, John
No one had any idea Sherlock and John were up in their shared flat, but then again, why would anyone care
Mrs. Hudson was gone to visit a friend, Sherlock wasn't in a mad dash to investigate anything, and John, well John had played hooky from work. It was a Friday, and he'd just wanted a three day weekend for once. Maybe be able to relax, read a good book. He slept in late, got up, had all intentions of making tea, and then couldn't make up his mind on which tea he'd like. So, he gave up on the whole thing altogether, and sat on the couch. He was reading an article in a magazine he'd picked up at the market earlier in the week when
Literature
Sherlock and John - Omegle 2
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Sherlock.
You: John? Where are you? - SH
Stranger: Out. Why? -JW
You: I'm bored. - SH
Stranger: Of course. What do you expect me to do this time? Jump through rings of fire? Stick my head in a lion's mouth? Whatever it takes to entertain you? -JW
You: Hand me your laptop? - SH
Stranger: What?! No! Get off your lazy bum and get your own bloody laptop! -JW
You: I need it just for a few seconds! - SH
Stranger: Why can't you use yours? -JW
You: Destroyed. It was a mistake. - SH
Stranger: Oh god. Fine. Use it. But only for five minutes! -JW
Stranger: And
Another Omegle chat...
They see me trollin', they hatin'...
I have literally been trolling Omegle as DI Lestrade... XD
Mycroft, Lestrade, John and Sherlock belong to the BBC
They see me trollin', they hatin'...
I have literally been trolling Omegle as DI Lestrade... XD
Mycroft, Lestrade, John and Sherlock belong to the BBC
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Haha love this!